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I'm not trying to insult anyone but...

This shit has GOT to stop NOW.

All this bitching about New Dante and Ninja Theory and DmC in general is so fucking old!

This rant is inspired by all the brave folk who have ranted, and gladly recieved hate comments from haters.

Anyhoo, on to the rant :)

So, there are a number of reasons that DMC fans have conjured up to hate DmC. All the reasons are VERY stupid. I mean so stupid, that it defies all Physics of gaming. Like, how New Dante looks, or the gameplay, or even whether or not that New Dante looks like Tameem or not.

His appearance is one of the main complaints. They have went from him looking like Edward Cullen to him looking like Tameem himself; and along side the way, even considered him looking like Rihanna. He looks like NEITHER OF THEM. Perhaps Tameem took a few traits from other people to base his character design? Who knows? WHO CARES? True gamers wouldn't even consider character design. If character design was all that mattered in the gaming world, games like Banjo Cazooy (or however you spell it) or Crash Bandicoot wouldn't even be looked at. Or considered for that matter.

Gamers' tip 01: Storyline is one of the main traits that matter in a videogame.

I'm no gamer (God knows I don't have time for that), but I do know that if you consider character looks over storylines then you're no gamer either. The game could have the worse graphics ever and still be considered a five-star videogame. Take Final Fantasy VII for instance. The characters are nothing but chibi box-like figurines that have nubs for hands. The battle system graphics make them look more human like, and the CGI is off the wall (Considering it was a 1997 videogame). Yet the storyline is amazing. Psychological, as my brother would put it; all of it separated on to three black and white disks. The game itself sprouted several sequels and two prequels. More than any other FF game created(Kingdom Hearts doesn't really count as an FF game because it features Disney and Final Fantasy at the same time).

Bleh. I know that no one is gonna read this, so why do I bother?

Oh right, the rant.

Anyhoo, another main complaint is on the slowness of the gameplay. Yeah, umm...watch a DmC gameplay video and be sure to not miss the beginning where it says "Work in progress gameplay". Doesn't take a genius to think that MAYBE the gameplay is slow because its not yet finished. I mean, COME ON! Use some freakin' common sense!

Oh wait, common sense is uncommon in society these days. I forgot.

But it really doesn't take a genius to figure that part out. Really. My seven year old cousin can figure that out. Duh.

Dante's origins in the game are another huge controversal thing. He's half angel, half demon, which isn't so bad if you think about it. It sure helps me out with my OC Night, who is part angel and part demon as well. Who knows? Perhaps New Dante is Dante's son in another universe? It would make a hell of a storyline.

Then there is his smoking issue that was ranted upon back in 2010. "OMG HE'S SMOKING! THATS NOT OUR DANTE!"

DUH! OF COURSE ITS NOT OUR DANTE! ITS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT THE STORYLINE ISN'T CANON! USE THAT THING CALLED A BRAIN!

I'm insulting you, aren't I? ^_^ Oh well. Cry me a fucking river why dontcha?

Besides, why hate a game that hasn't even BEEN PLAYED YET?

Good-bye now. I'm gonna go enjoy the rest of my Sunday and not give a damn if haters stalk my DA profile.
I'm tellin' it like it is. Get over it.
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So basically you are okay with video game companies ruining their own brands just to make a quick buck. Because that is pretty much what you are telling everyone here. That's not how a company should properly do business not unless they want to stick around.

There is absolutely no legitimate reason you can come up with to justify supporting this unnecessary reboot and alienating the original fans.

In the end though,the reboot failed miserably as it sold the least amount of copies compared to the other titles in the Devil May Cry series and has a huge negative reception that unless Capcom wants to further go down the rabbit hole,they have no choice but to either kill off the series or make a real DMC5.

Either way the reboot will not getting a sequel and I could not be any happier with this news.
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amaranthine-eternity Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
The two things that piss me off most about the complainers are 1) This is a prequel/reboot whatever. So yes, Dante's gonna be different. Most people change throughout their lives, and I'm pretty sure the haters aren't the same as they were when they were younger, say seven or eight. (Or maybe they are, and that's the probelem).
and 2) The most common complaint about the previous games was the lack of a coherant backstory. NJ tries to remedy that, and they get death threats. One whiner on a forum thread even threatened to kill himself if the DmC is released. Kinda reminds me of this: [link] "Do as I say, or bad things will happen"
At this point, I feel like saying "Come at me, bro" to the haters.
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IceyTHORlover432 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol actually, DmC is an alternate universe. Tameem established that like a year or so ago.

He threatened to kill himself over a fucking VIDEOGAME?! I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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amaranthine-eternity Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
The levels of what is and what is not canon in DMC have always been confusing, but yeah I don't mind I just want to play DmC already. Yup, I almost joined the thread, I wanted to tell them "I dare you". Neither do I. The past sucks, the future's gonna suck worse... I wish I could just go down a rabbit hole and stay there.
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IceyTHORlover432 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah lol

As for the person who threatened to commit suicide over the release of a videogame...

I present the MOTHERFUCKING DARWIN AWARD to you, good sir.

...Sorry, that had to come out.
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amaranthine-eternity Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Haha! :iconepicclapplz: I know, right? It's not like they're being tied down to a chair clockwork orange style. I personally think the game looks really good, at least better than DMC2, and I can't wait to play it. Maybe I'm just more open minded than some people. *shrugs*
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IceyTHORlover432 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes lol

I'm open minded and I don't give a fuck who doesn't like it lol
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amaranthine-eternity Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Exactly! People have complained about every DMC game that has been released, and the series didn't fall apart. Why should it now?
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IceyTHORlover432 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
My point exactly lol
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moonlightsonata97 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol awesome. I supported DmC from the beginning, but Tameem said that Dante stopped smoking now, the new reason the fanboys are pissed is due to the way Vergil acts differently but they are so dense. He's obviously gonna use Dante and then try to take over Limbo...Duh
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